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#Bowling pin movie#

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If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world.

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Last night I did stand-up in a bowling alley parking lot.

The teacher jumped up, came around the front of the desk, and yelled, “All right, who’s the comedian with the big balls?” Johnny says, “Eddie Murphy! See you Tuesday!” At 2:54 p.m., he rolled them down the aisle, and they crashed into the teacher’s desk. The following Friday, Johnny brought both his parents’ bowling balls to school. Johnny was getting wise to the teacher’s scam. She always planned to ask a question that no fifth grader could ever answer. She said, “Students, this week’s question is, ‘What is the Pythagorean theorem?'” After a long pause she said, “Well, I guess I’ll see you all on Monday.” The teacher was teasing the children. At precisely 2:55 pm, the teacher addressed the class. The students got really excited about this and were anxiously awaiting Friday afternoon to arrive. every Friday, and whoever answers it correctly will be excused from school on Monday.”

Johnny’s teacher tells her class, “Class, I’m going to ask you a question at 2:55 p.m.

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#Bowling pin movie#

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